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Dirty Sanchez 

A stunt so unhygienic and ill-advised it defies both physics and good taste. Involves questionable use of powder, gas dynamics, and a very poor understanding of personal boundaries.

The act of someone using their fart to blow a ring of snuff into someone's nose
Man, last night was crazy. I heard Conrizzy paid that hooker to give him a dirty Sanchez
Dirty Sanchez by Conrizzy October 5, 2025
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when you smash out a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass and you pull out shit and then smear it on her upper lip so it looks like a mustache and she smells her own poopie. haha
yo i was fuckin some slut and i gave that bitch a dirty - sanchez
dirty - sanchez by maxxyboy May 22, 2008

Dirty Sãnchèz 

Applying plastic wrap to ones face and letting they're sexual partner defecate on they're face in order to receive sexual gratification for the recipient. Gotta be a mexican thing... Also see Hot plate.
During sex, my boyfriend gave me a dirty Sãnchèz, it was excellent
Dirty Sãnchèz by HermanSS March 1, 2019

Dirty Sànchez

My wife noticed that I came home from work with a Dirty Sànchez. She was pissed because I don't eat her ass.
Dirty Sànchez by AlienShoe July 10, 2018

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich 

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

dirty sanchez with extra gravy 

See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea
While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.

Dirty Sanchez (Der-ti San- chez) 

Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with.
My bitch was pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez last night.