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Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.
Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit
by Djesse April 11, 2020
mugGet the Virtual Dipshitmug.

dipshits in blue

Me and Laquanda was at the A&P buyin some weave and dem Dipshits In Blue arrested the wrong bitches who stole my knockoff Babyphat purse
by Skylarskank June 15, 2008
mugGet the dipshits in bluemug.

Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.
A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.
by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011
mugGet the Dipshit Switchmug.

dipshit-diddlyshit

A lot of pussyfooting damned nonsense. I heard this dyadic expression once only from an exasperated Lesbian at a business meeting of the Gay Activists' Alliance at the Firehouse on Wooster St. in NYC in December 1972 or January 1973.
I'm tired of this dipshit-diddlyshit argument.
by Ofanoan July 18, 2010
mugGet the dipshit-diddlyshitmug.

dipshit sherlock

One who is not very bright.
Kid1: Watcha got there, ice cream?
Kid2:No shit sherlock!
by NateK July 29, 2005
mugGet the dipshit sherlockmug.

dipshit

Someone who looks up the word dipshit.
by gastew15 April 21, 2011
mugGet the dipshitmug.

Deputy Dipshit

A Deputy Director of a Cannabis activism group who has no clue how to operate according to Robert's Rules of Order. Commonly found in the Madison, WI Capitol ruining Cannabis legalization by acting like a total moron during Lobby Day
"Deputy Dipshit told a cop he was a local celebrity to get out of a traffic ticket. The cop fined him double instead. What a fucking total dipshit!"
by xanadude313 July 27, 2019
mugGet the Deputy Dipshitmug.

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