Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma

When the opinions of your work of art by the educated few and the general public are wildly different from one another, leaving you unsure on which you should treat as important or relevant.

Ah yes, the ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma; do you listen to the critics who know what they're talking about who what you to stimulate them intellectually, or the audience who come en masse to make an emotional connection with what you've made? Which one truly matters? Which one should you take seriously? Who's opinion effects future exhibitions? Do either of them even matter?

by The Logical Fallacy June 10, 2022

digimon

everyone thinks digimon first came out as an anime series or trading card game, well...it's neither. it first came out as a electronic pet. something similar to the tamagochi, but also being able to battle with it.

digimon has a lot of versions released. example: digimon pendulum

by keaith February 16, 2005

Digimon

An anime/ manga that has a great plot but is bastardized by dubbing companies once again!!

Digimon is also known as a "pokemon rip-off" even though it came out first in Japan!!

In all, if Digimon was perfectly dubbed, it would be for 10-15 year olds in America.
Sadly, it was turned into a show for 5 year olds.

Digimon has four seasons.
Adventure, Adventure 02, Tamers, and Frontier.
In all seasons, names, plot, character deveolpment, etc., where all bastardized by dubbers.

Digimon is a l33t show if in its raw Japanese form.

by De-ji-mo-n August 22, 2003

Ugandian dilemma

a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"

At two in the morning I woke up and ran to the bathroom but faced a Ugandian dilemma once there

by beast and stooge December 11, 2003

Cornholio's Dilemma

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.

I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.

by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008

digiMao

The term digiMao (use it as a verb, noun or adjective) is a NewSpeak abbreviation for "digital maoism", whose followers believe that the people's majority can and should decide what reality is.

Sometimes ironically confused with the digiMao term "Web 2.0", the most fertile examples of this subtle populist, pseudo-democratic, anti-individualist brainsnatching are the Wikipedia, IRC, and Second Life (aka "IRC 2.0") which require the involvement of the masses to make it something more than it can never be. These online mobs of fascism define their own rules, no matter how nutjob, and eventually obsess over weeding out the brightest and least disconnected from reality so that the most insecure can feel superior in their newly founded universe.

"This Wikipedia article is so digiMao."
"Omg, the café staff digiMaoed me out of the restaurant yesterday for keeping it real."
"I'm so tired of digiMao, neocommie borg wannabes pretending that their words mean something."

by gregjockca June 6, 2007

dilia

1: a person who is sad and depressed but still puts their friends first

2: a person who is sad and depressed but covers it up with memes

Damn that's a Dilia right there

(It's baciscally me)

by Thetrashcanzilla January 7, 2018