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battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.
"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"
by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017
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Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school
1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
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Orange dilemma

When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, and you have to contemplate whether or not you fuck her.
Was telling the lads the other night, I had an orange dilemma last week...no fingernails left.
by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020
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Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.
Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.
by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017
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The "They're Gay" Dilemma

When a Straight Human is attracted to a gay human of the opposite gender.
Brad: I like her but she's gay
Kevin: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Gay" Dilemma
by Miner_man August 31, 2016
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Marine dilemma

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness
So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.
by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020
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Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma
by Fish20 February 17, 2023
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