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Holder’s Dilemma

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?
We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.
by the_real_jack_holder June 7, 2025
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The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter
Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day
by Switch Mane September 21, 2020
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battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.
"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"
by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017
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Builder's Dilemma

Acceptance of inevitable destruction.

When you know that something is inevitably going to ruin what you have done, but you do it anyway for whatever reason you may have.

A builder knows what they build won't last forever, regardless they build. Maybe it's for money, maybe it's for love, maybe they build just for the sake of it, nevertheless they do it anyway.
"Mark built a sandcastle even though he knew a wave will just wash it off at some point. One can say he had the Builder's Dilemma in mind, a Sandcastle Mentality even."
by Urine_Gaming June 1, 2024
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The Daniels' Dilemma

When you talking to somebody in an xbox live party so you cant play any singleplayer games because they keep talking over all of the fucking dialogue and ruining the immersion. However, you have no good mulitplayer games to play so your stuck between choosing to talk to said person or leaving and playing the game you want.
Damn, i have no games i want to play while talking to this person. I guess im in The Daniels' Dilemma.

Daniel is a virgin - Sun tzu, The art of war
by BigDaddy42069Balls August 12, 2022
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urban dilemma

The known sentiment that there is a 50/50 chance of a word's definition on UD either being mildly amusing or critically unfunny.
Tom: Bro! I just looked up a word on Urban Dictionary

Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma
by KeinDragon September 8, 2020
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dilemma

"taxes are a huge dilemma"
by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021
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