diddle-doo

n. Someone who locks their friends out of their room, whether because they are busy doing work or otherwise.

Ever since he had to write all those papers for art history, Devin has really turned into a diddle-doo.

by (Kolya) May 8, 2008

DJ Diddling

When a girl is rubbing her pussy and it resembles a DJ scratching records.

Bro I was watching this porno yesterday and this broad was straight DJ Diddling herself soooo hard.

by FilthyMan69 December 8, 2007

skiddle diddle

1. any black girl that lacks hair in the middle of their head

2. a girl with an onytail (snatch-back ponytail that looks like a paint brush)

do you see that skiddle diddle? she ain't got no hair in the middle!

by Shalatabata Nae Nae December 27, 2009

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018

diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.

He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!

by Eastcoastislander June 6, 2016