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Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.
George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.
by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020
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Dictator energy

Possessing extreme or alarming amounts of verve, energy, and willpower. Individuals with dictator energy often appear strung-out, overly-energetic, and have extreme goals which they pursue with inappropriate zeal. Victims of dictator energy are often ordered around, or worse, falling into the deadly orbit of someone who can't give up on their insane goals.
Yo, she's extreme, dude, she has dictator energy.
by mercenarypen March 9, 2024
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Dictate

A Impire of ruthless proportions when it's comes to women.
That Dictate is a Pimpire Impire...ya heard.
by Pre-Oxford April 24, 2017
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Dictator

Don't be a dictator like spud.
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Dictator

Someone who rules over a bunch of people who doesn't give a shit what the people they rule over think. They are usually considered as total dicks, which is why they are called DIC-tators.
Kim Jong Un is such a dictator. He doesn't give a shit about his people and he is overall just a total dick.
by Retarded chicken April 18, 2018
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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