Dictator

A person or thing that suffers from ailurophobia.

A creeper is a dictator because they run away from minecraft cats.

by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020

Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 2, 2021

Dictionary Dictator

A ruthless ruler who seeks the finest literary practices with the use of a holy relic called "The Dictionary".

I'm so tired of college please leave me alone. DICTIONARY DICTATOR

by Bearly Making It Mercer. Inc October 15, 2022

Dictater

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.

The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.

by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Dictator's wife

A person who has gained privileges in exchange for their natural liberties.

Mary became a dictator's wife for the lavish lifestyle, but now she can't speak freely or be executed.

by invictusuncensored December 26, 2022