Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 2, 2021

Dictator

A person or thing that suffers from ailurophobia.

A creeper is a dictator because they run away from minecraft cats.

by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020

armchair dictator

An internet expert who believes anything and everything he/she posts is unquestionable fact, and has no burden to support any of his/her claims.

Bah, you can ask him for evidence all day long, but he's just another armchair dictator.

by Grandmastershek September 23, 2016

Dictater

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.

The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.

by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016

Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.

George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.

by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020

Dictator blood

(Noun) a quality possessed by old tyrants that keeps them alive and terrorizing common people.

I thought COVID-19 might kill Trump, but he has dictator blood.

by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025