Dickhead

In my opinion, the english equivalent of "douchebag", only a lot harsher and a lot more funny.

American: Go away, douchebag
Londoner: Fuck off, dickhead.

by NWMann August 25, 2010

Desi Dickhead

Asian rudeboys who wander the high street with slicks of gel in their hair and women's puffa jackets on, mostly with big fur collars. they have a chip on their shoulder about not being "all the way black" so drive around in approximations of black men's cars, with ridiculously lowered suspension, and talk about being gangster while they make sure they're home in time for tea as they are all scared of their over expectant asian mothers.

Did you see that bunch of desi dickheads hanging 'round southall tube in that souped up cortina? pussyholes.

by MargaretSelway94 January 28, 2010

Dickhead

A man with a brain between their legs.

Stop thinking with your dick, you dickhead!

by Nania October 15, 2007

dickhead

person whom noone likes, wether it be because there arrogant pricks, or if just theyre a d bag.

Dude why is Craig a part of our group, he's such a dickhead, we should beat his ass.

by cooassmofuka August 25, 2008

dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)

by FYGITA July 21, 2009

a dickhead

Some one who is rude and he has a vary big dick on his head

This kid is a dickhead

by Kain is the man May 11, 2018

dickbride

A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."

Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"

Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."

by Jungle Bogan April 21, 2007