Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious

Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.

by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020

Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022

DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025