DC Divorce

It's when you live in Washington, DC have been with someone for equal to or more then 3 years, both are in politics, and break up, still have to work with each other, and everyone else acts like it's a big deal except the couple.

We got a DC divorce and she moved out a month later

by dcbadass September 2, 2014

Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?

My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018

prison divorce

Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.

Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Arbys Divorce

When someone says a similar joke to yours but louder

Person1: did you hear johns joke about the flamingo?

Person2: yeah that was my joke.

Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.

by Arbyshimself August 3, 2023

Catholic Divorce

Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.

Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?

Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.

by Jersey5454 January 12, 2012

Divorce Yoda

Friend or acquaintance that is divorced, with little or no connection to your ex, who provides support and guidance to a during the process of a divorce. They listen, give feedback and perspective, are a shoulder to cry on, and remind you that it gets better. May also be a good wing person or make out buddy, as long as they prioritize your tender heart over theirs.

My Divorce Yoda talked me down after my ex changed their mind, again, about wanting to keep or sell the house. They helped me see my frustration was more about my freedom than the decision.

by Jenny Cool September 7, 2022