derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Double deposit

When a girl is taking a shit and sucking your dick at the same time. A reverse blumpkin really.

"Dude she was so drunk last night she did a double deposit behind McDonald's dumpster"

by Dianewhitson May 27, 2015

Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.

she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.

by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011

deposit

slang term used towards someone who has just had a major success

*after Mia has just given a presentation*
Mia: How did I do?
Francine: Girl, you DEPOSITED that!

by Foundingfatherslvr March 31, 2025

please deposit five coins

the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins

rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*

by Dee Afton December 23, 2023

derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

gentleman deposit

The act of discarding personal effects after a night of drinking. Example: emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.

A gentleman deposit is emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.

by Adam Bankovap June 21, 2007