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Entirely on whether or not that Anti-Theft is going off because I have no idea what the timeline on that would look like.
Hym "That depends. I mean, I am not thrilled with how this is shaking out. I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. You tried to steal my soul and condemn me to a life I described as hell. I am pissed about that. The contract has been fulfilled but my thing didn't even TAKE your soul and, as the contact stipulated, you will be and have been (instead) marked by the flying raijin signet so that in the event that when I die I, instead of facing God immediately, am sent to hell... I will then be able to get out and to God. Assuming of course that at least one of you goes to heaven. But that is already set in stone. We're past that. Umm... Yeah, no, I am going to be tempted to take that shit out of you collective asses though. Not going to lie. Especially if you're letting a guy pretend to be me while knowing full-well that he is not that. Ok? So. Probably. You should probably be mortified. That would be appropriate. But you don't necessarily have to be that."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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self dependent

to wash clothes in the basement, also sprinkled with cinnamon
them cinnamorolls got taught how to be self dependent
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Daddy's Dependent

A girl who will change anything in her life to keep her parents happy and financially supporting her.
She is still a daddy's dependent she doesn't have to have a job at all and she's 26.
by Versity Variants June 18, 2024
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Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024
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Independent Dependent

Someone who has a full time job but still lives with their parents. A term coined by Greg Evans in his newspaper comic strip LuAnn. Becoming increasingly common as costs of living continue to rise.
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Dependent

YES! OK! Now we're getting somewhere!
Hym "Yes! So the validity of a set of propositions is dependent on the underlying ideas... So, at the core of the of the Abrahamic religions... The underlying idea... That determines the validity of the subsequent ideas... Is the claim that the creature of the universe spoke to the Jews. And that didn't happen. Which is what the question "Do you believe in God?" Is pertinent. So, God didn't say anything to Moses. What you have here is a psychopathic narcissist gloming on to a preexisting religion (following in the footsteps of the original psychopathic narcissist) and trying to morph the religion to his own ends so he can maintain the moral authority that the religion allows him to claim. That's what Jordan Peterson is doing. The validity of everything he says, hinges on a truth claim he does not believe. The thing you said (Jordan), IS NOT GOD. That you. You are not God. You don't even believe that there is one. You are a charlatan. It's not that deep."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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