Are you deli-ing today? Why, yes! I am deli-ing! I really want a turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted whole wheat.
by Phil O. Minicano March 10, 2014
Poop deli is the theme of a viral tiktok skit by user Itsfrankie13. The skit is mocking stereotypes of the New York and New Jersey deli ordering process. They use imaginary "poop" as an extra topping on their orders as a mockery of things like "gabagool" or a "shmear of cream cheese".
One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
by Zzzbeanxxx December 02, 2023
person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
by ball.sucker February 20, 2024
walks in poop deli
customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
by Afedbd January 07, 2024
Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.
by Eye Glass Pimp January 05, 2021
When you eat so much deli meat you have to lay on the couch with belly up. Pregnant women are often mistaken for suffering from Deli Beli up.
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
by Shmeat Your Maker April 09, 2018