People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH December 7, 2021

definately

The wrong way to spell definitely.

Bro: I got a 700 on my SATs! I am definately going places.

by knoxie December 23, 2008

cuddle deficit

When a man goes an extremely long time without getting laid and/or is a virgin, he will have a cuddle deficit: a strong desire to be cuddled which often causes clueless women to presume that constant cuddling will always happen.

Such women should beware: once the cuddle deficit is filled, he will go right back to normal male anti-cuddle behavior. Don't be fooled!

Girl: We used to cuddle and talk all night long! Now my boyfriend just wants to play videogames.

Wise boy: Dude just had a massive cuddle deficit. Get over it.

by Pliong May 27, 2009

Define your world.

The slogan of Urbandictionary.

How urban.

by Freak Obscene April 25, 2004

Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world.

The line of text that appears underneath the search box of Urbandictionary.com

Billy: Where's the search box at?
Larry: Right on the top.
Billy: I can't find it.
Larry: Right above where it says "Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world."
Billy: I can't read...

by Winged2point0 September 10, 2008

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD)

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.

A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.

by ResearcherWho! November 26, 2018

Deasified

To cause rejection by women, to cause to be unattractive to women or to ruin one's chances with a woman.

I was talking to three hot blonds by the bar and John walks in and shows them my skid marked boxers, completely deasifing me.

He deasified me by telling the girls in the class about my webbed feet.

by Mr. Flibble2 December 15, 2009