dantard

A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.

Oh here comes another Dantard to explain the benefits of pronouns.

by Sarah banks August 29, 2022

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Panda Data

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.

Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"

by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006

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rear data entry

when u plant evidence on someone's computer to bust them for something or to sabotage them.

Friend 1:
Would you like revenge on your boss for making you work on xmas eve?

Friend 2:
Sure...what did you have in mind?

Friend 1:
Well...go on his laptop and do a little rear data entry...really stick it to him!

Friend 2:
Is that even legal?

Friend 1:
No probably not, so don't get caught!

by mde434 August 30, 2009

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Databasing

The act of running scripts against a database, most commonly performed in either a SQL or Oracle environment. This includes, but is not limited to, statements pertaining to SELECT, INSERT, ADD, UPDATE and/or DELETE. In order for a procedure to be considered of true databasing nature, said procedures must be manually executed by the designated databasee. Scheduled stored procedures and automated jobs are not, under any circumstances, considered authentic databasing.

DB Admin: "Our records seemingly shifted overnight. None of the rows and columns match up in the audit."
Consultant: "I have sales on line 2. They were databasing without permission!"

by ATL11191981 April 21, 2011

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Big Data

Modern day version of Big Brother. Online searches, store purchases, Facebook posts, Tweets or Foursquare check-ins, cell phone usage, etc. is creating a flood of data that, when organized and categorized and analyzed, reveals trends and habits about ourselves and society at large.

Search engines and marketing companies have gathered and sorted 90% of all information on our habits ever created by our species in just the past 2 years and 10% of all photographs taken in the history of cameras and videos where taken in 2011 all from the electronic devices which we are either unable or unwilling to live without.

Girl: Hey did you see those crazy photos I posted on Facebook? Sexy, right?

Boy: No.

Girl: No? I tweeted them and sexted them to you too.

Boy: I'm trying to stay off the grid.

Girl: What on Earth for?!

Boy: Because Big Data is watching, that's why, and I don't I don't want the government knowing my business!

Girl: You're weird.

Boy: And you're just another rat in the maze.

by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2012

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