have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"

A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.

by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012

daenerys targaryen

a badass queen and mother of dragons,you seriously do not mess with her

Daenerys Targaryen is fabulous,amazing and rules like a boss,she deserves to be the Queen of Westeros.

by rowena alayne November 7, 2013

danending

Danending is the phrase always said by a Danish person when they're losing a debate. Often followed after a long dansplanation. It's always same sentence. It can be said in both English and Danish. "If you don't like ___, then leave." or "Hvis du ikke kan lide _____, så gør væk!"

Dane: "We're not having this discussion anymore it's making me tired."
Non-Dane: "What? you mad cause I just pointed out how the Danish Health care system isn't free?"
Dane: "Well if you don't like Danish Health care system, then LEAVE!!!"

Danending is ALWAYS followed by the Dane stomping away like a 3 year old.

by @wwwdotwwwdotcom October 3, 2012

crazy date

A term coined by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG during their satirical coverage of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, a 'crazy date' refers to a move in gymnastics where the gymnast spreads his legs and, balancing on his hands, rotates his hips so that his outspread legs spiral around. The gymnast may rock from hand to hand to allow his legs to pass under his body, but they will not go above his head: that is a hello boys.
See also: flat bag, battered sav, dutch wink, spinning date, party date

From the flat bag, he raises himself into a crazy date, performs another and goes into a handstand to finish. Very nice, he should get full points for that.

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

Me date

An enjoyable evening spent alone where one treats themselves as if they were their own date.

I love Me Dates; no awkward conversation, I always enjoy the company, and I put out.

by Cammie B July 8, 2009

netflix date

When you and a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend choose to go on a date that doesn't involve going out (it could be for whatever reason). Instead you stay home and go on Netflix. It usually just involves you two sitting down or cuddling, eating food, talking, watching the movie, and/or making out.

Joe: So did you and Jen end up going to Olive Garden?

Brett: Nah man we ended up just having a Netflix date

by jdilley861 January 11, 2014

Super-Date

One doozy of a date with the 17 dates worth of romance wrapped up into one incredible night.

Very gooey and romantic.

♫ On your Super-Date,
troubles of the world will simply have to wait.♫

♫ All wonders and amazements served up on a silver plate,
hurry up now don't be late. ♫

♫ Cause hand in hand, you'll find a land,
where paradise awaits. ♫

"And then *BOOM!* fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her!"

♫ And that's your Super-Date. ♫

by BlueArrow June 5, 2010