dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

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Dangis

It’s another word for penis... along with the other 4,000,000 names there are for penis

Dude, don’t be afraid to show of that big ol’ dangis

by Sealteamx June 18, 2020

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Dingus McLingus

An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.

Don't let Dingus McLingus walk the dog. He'll probably let it get eaten by a hawk.

by RandyBob December 30, 2020

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