Great Dane

To climb upon, or tackle an individual for no apparent reason. to climb in another's lap unannounced.

Man, I just pulled a awesome Great Dane on Jackie.

by DefaultYates December 21, 2009

Dane Crook

The alternate name for that over-hyped, material stealing, asswipe of a comedian.

Guy watching Comedy Central:
Hey, wait a second! I saw Dane Crook use that same joke!

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010

Dane Cook

A douchebag.

Frat boy: Dane Cook is AWWWEESOME! Let's have some coors bro!

by darkreign October 19, 2008

Dane Job

A sexual act of questionable nature (thats never the same twice) performed by Dane Robbins of Bloomington IL or Trained Professional Dane Job Giver (TPDJG). The highlights of this act are his sexy right hand and onion booty. Known as a DJ.

"Dude Dane gave Michael a Dane Job last night"

by TPDJG #3 January 11, 2008

Dane Cook

a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.

Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.

Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.

by sketto July 29, 2012

dane cook

A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.

guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.

by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007

dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual October 18, 2008