Guy 1: I can't believe Andrew fingered that drunk chick while she was peeing.
Guy 2: ahhh the I'm yellow river dam?
Guy 2: ahhh the I'm yellow river dam?
by Frank_Xanatra January 5, 2018
Get the Yellow River Dam mug.Rules Don't Apply to Me. These are the folks who do exactly what they want, when they want, how they want, with no regard to "the rules". Most times they are very easy to spot in any habitat as they find the need to make their desires known to all within a radius of 50 feet. While average and ordinary, or sometimes less, they believe they are truly "rock stars" and deserve special attention and personalized care beyond what the rest of us have a right to claim.
The R-DAM who holds up the line at the county fair $2 hamburger stand who wants his burger done "medium well" with only organic catsup, on a toasted bun, with the sesame seeds removed...or better yet, on two bottom parts of a roll.
The R-DAM plowing through a school zone, when lights are flashing, at 60 mph, because HE has somewhere he NEEDS to be.
The R-DAM plowing through a school zone, when lights are flashing, at 60 mph, because HE has somewhere he NEEDS to be.
by Donna Hosfeld January 30, 2008
Get the R-DAM mug.Yummy, my dental dam still tastes like the fruit roll up that i took it from, sense we all know the the plastic in a fruit roll up wrap is a very good way of using a dental damn!
by Sensual Heelang November 29, 2003
Get the dental dam mug.When ice has unknowingly clumped together in the bottom of a drink container and spontaneously comes free only when the glass is tipped all the way back, giving the drinker an unavoidable cold splash of beverage and ice to the face.
This most commonly happens on a first date or when first meeting someone you're attracted to. Not exactly the (ahem) icebreaker you were looking for.
This most commonly happens on a first date or when first meeting someone you're attracted to. Not exactly the (ahem) icebreaker you were looking for.
Hi nice to meet you Emily, my name is Patrick. Oh, so thirsty from working out all afternoon. (Gulp, gulp... Splash!).
Oh Patrick, you just had an ice dam! Let me help you dry off your half shirt.
Oh Patrick, you just had an ice dam! Let me help you dry off your half shirt.
by Bradlecat April 30, 2008
Get the ice dam mug.Similar to the common practice of using a rubber dental dam as a barrier against germs and disease while performing oral-anal sex, the Ham Dam uses the same concept but instead of rubber one uses a thin slice of honey baked ham.
"Dude, I would totally lay down the Ham Dam on that girl."
"After I gave Erica the Ham Dam, I slapped that thin slice of honey-baked on some potato bread and ate a Ham Damwich!"
"After I gave Erica the Ham Dam, I slapped that thin slice of honey-baked on some potato bread and ate a Ham Damwich!"
by 240HamDam May 23, 2009
Get the Ham Dam mug.For males, the toilet paper you use to protect the head of your penis from a foreign toilet seat while seated.
by King Glans August 15, 2011
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