Klute cushion

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.

Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'

by bilekka111 April 13, 2009

russian whoopie cushion

The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.

Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.

by matt mullarkey September 11, 2007

cushdy

Describes something which exceeds satisfactory, that is great, sound, or ideal.

"Hows your new job?" "Cushdy"

by Andru May 24, 2005

wet cushion

The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.

1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.

by xxPlasmaMulletxx August 1, 2006

purple cush

dank that is the actually purple in color, extremely potent, one hitter quitter, one of the highest quality strains of weed known

The purple cush hits smooth mixed with the flavored tobacco in the hookah.

The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.

by the_infinitesimal October 16, 2004

cushing

To smoke marajuana in the nude

I'm just chillin at home cushing.

by Sniglefloyd March 26, 2009

cush

the best kind of hydro avaliable, you can feel the 'pleaseant' effects for hours on end

rollin up the Cush, put it in tha eah, throw up tha DUB let em know we in hea!!

by tha truth teller July 14, 2006