cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023

American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024

cure rashers

cure rashers!

cure rashers,

by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023

cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.

“T. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”

by Roberta Frosting January 1, 2023

cured pussy

A smooth well trimmed ,pussy that has that shiny new look to it right after shaving.

"Mary's hairy pussy is now a cured pussy now I shaved off that hairy beast!"

by TheAnonymousArtist August 24, 2023

Cured

Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.

I'm so cured of Instagram.

by Darangutan August 1, 2022

curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 10, 2021