Larry the Cucumber

The sexiest beast everyone loves

Larry the cucumber is sexy

by god6669 March 20, 2020

Cajun Cucumber

Soaking a dildo in hot sauce then allowing it to dry before it's next use. Rubber sleeved dildos/vibrators seem to soak in the liquid better.

I was walking through the house when I heard a blood curdling scream! I guess someone used my Cajun Cucumber

by Rockout707 May 21, 2011

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

cucumber rumble

When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.

"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."

by gettnthatpoon April 6, 2006

mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.

Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!

by M.Urbany November 22, 2011