Only one of the best of clanners to ever play the LEGO game known as ROBLOX. He’s one hella roaster and sexy as fuck. Never mess with this guy, he’ll beat the shit out of you or make you run to your mama’s man tts
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by BananaSucker123 June 3, 2019
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"Dude it seems like every girl with daddy issues is promiscuous and ignorant towards men, and every guy without a dad is a douche and abuses women."
"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
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A class-fighting game on Roblox, named "Critical Strike", it was made by a Roblox user(a pedophile) named "EpicCritical" or "LorVentura"
the game reached its peak somewhere during CS3(I guess) and fell at March 2019 when the creator of the game was exposed to Pedophilia, and in August 12 the game lived once again and died once more around September
The game is composed of at least 70+ classes in their own category, every class has 4 set of attacks, LMB/AB1(Q)/AB2(E)/AB3(F), it can either be an attack, self-buff, enemy debuff, or team buff
The categories are BRAWLER, MARKSMAN, ASSASSIN, BURST, TANK, and SUPPORT
the game reached its peak somewhere during CS3(I guess) and fell at March 2019 when the creator of the game was exposed to Pedophilia, and in August 12 the game lived once again and died once more around September
The game is composed of at least 70+ classes in their own category, every class has 4 set of attacks, LMB/AB1(Q)/AB2(E)/AB3(F), it can either be an attack, self-buff, enemy debuff, or team buff
The categories are BRAWLER, MARKSMAN, ASSASSIN, BURST, TANK, and SUPPORT
Guy 1: "dude do you play Critical Strike?"
Guy 2: "yeah, why?
Guy 1:" nice, wanna 1v1?"
Guy 2:"sure, you got a gun skin?"
Guy 1: "what?"
Guy 2: "what?"
Guy 2: "yeah, why?
Guy 1:" nice, wanna 1v1?"
Guy 2:"sure, you got a gun skin?"
Guy 1: "what?"
Guy 2: "what?"
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Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate
Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate
Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?
by JR Hartley March 27, 2008
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It’s another word for TERF, because they think TERF is a slur somehow lol.
It’s another word for TERF, because they think TERF is a slur somehow lol.
1: “you trans women aren’t real women- you don’t have a vagina!”
2: “ok, terf”
1: “nooo you can’t call me that! It’s “gender critical”, stop using slurs on me stupid TIM!
2: “ok, terf”
1: “nooo you can’t call me that! It’s “gender critical”, stop using slurs on me stupid TIM!
by CoolBeanz81 March 7, 2021
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Sometimes the breed can be seen in hurds where they listen to hardbass and pretend to be american, if you see one in the wild you should assume the brace position in case they decide to stampede you gay porn and Fanart fan art
Sometimes the breed can be seen in hurds where they listen to hardbass and pretend to be american, if you see one in the wild you should assume the brace position in case they decide to stampede you gay porn and Fanart fan art
by DrNugget March 8, 2019
Get the CriticalCow mug.A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.
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