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Summer crush 

When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*
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Social Media Crush 

Developing an awkward crush on a stranger over social media
Have you seen that guys vines? I'm like totally in love with him, I think I have a social media crush
Social Media Crush by Lila March 1, 2015

Stomach Crusher 

A metod used in which the opponent's body is lifted into the air and his stomach is smashed into his opponent's knee
Lita performed a Stomach Crusher on Frankie Muniz. (I SO wish I was Frankie when that happened.)
Stomach Crusher by Christopher June 25, 2003

Sex Crush 

1. An attraction for someone not unlike a regular crush, but only on the physical side
2. A person one wants to be involved with on a purely sexual basis
1. Man, I think i've got a sex crush on that girl...
2. That hot chick in the tight top? Yeah, she's my sex crush
Sex Crush by Huyurugu June 12, 2011

soul crusher 

One's place of work. Especially refers to large concrete office buildings filled with drab colored cubicles. These crimes against humanity typically have five or more floors, no opening windows, and a clearly excessive level of security in light of the work being done inside said buildings.
Example-

Steve:"Hey Bob, you want to go bowling tonight?"

Bob:"Aw, I'd love to but I've got to finish these damn TPS forms. I'll probably be here at the soul crusher for another two hours at least. I'm so sick of this stupid job. Can you believe they made me chair of the committee for defining issue workgroups? The advisory panel doesn't even have task charts done for all of the workgroups yet! And when am I supposed to find the time to document my entry of issues into the performance archives?! What a crock."

Steve:"...You know there's a recession going on, right? There are so many people out there right now that would kill for your job."

Bob:"Yeah... you're right... Sorry, I've been a little on edge lately. Screw the TPS forms, I'll be at the alley in 15 minutes."

Steve:"All right, that's better! See you there!"
soul crusher by icecat77 July 24, 2010

skull crush 

When a female (or male) is giving a male a blow job, and the male who is receiving the blow job grabs a hold of the person's head who is giving the blow job and forcibly crushes her skull, providing a more intense blow job feeling.
skull crush by Bedell March 24, 2011

Sand-Castle Crusher 

Someone who just ruins your day. It doesn't help them at all other than to make them laugh. They suck.
Person 1: Dude, I hate Bill.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Sand-Castle crusher.
Sand-Castle Crusher by Jesus152 December 20, 2010