The Crouch

To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect.

"When Crouch scored last night did you notice everyone in the pub doing The Crouch too?"

by DeadlyDave June 15, 2006

Crouch

What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.

Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.

by Andros_Z February 8, 2010

couched

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"

by Aldo February 5, 2005

crotchedy

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

by the jacknife December 28, 2003

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

Crotchers

A person or group of people who use a concealed layer of clothing (ie. stockings or pants) under their usual pants or skirts, to put items in while shop lifting. They are professionals and usually go looking for specific items which have been requested by their "clients".

Crotchers: A man wearing baggy pants on the outside, with a smaller pair underneath. The bottoms of the under pair will often have rubber bands around the cuffs to prevent items from falling out the bottom. They will place the items into the under pair of pants. This method is hard to detect as there is no visable sign of anything concealed.

by Evon. C December 15, 2008

crouching sally

when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.

Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.

by homegurrl789 April 4, 2007