Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

Flame Crotch

Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.

Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly

by hnrmeow June 3, 2009

Salty Crotch

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014

Crotch Pop

The kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn.

Friend 1: Oh no, There is no more popcorn!
Friend 2: Eat the crotch pop, it's still good!

by crotchpop November 16, 2009

crotch juice

any fluid found in or around said area (i.e. - period blood, sweat, cum, etc.)

How often do they wipe the crotch juice off the new citibikes in New York??

by greenlightstop September 12, 2013

crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014

Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.

Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015