Flame Crotch

Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.

Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly

by hnrmeow June 3, 2009

Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

crotch gusset

One who is lower than the nuts that rest on them.

"Those crotch gussets at (hated organization here) only give lip service to our concerns."

by Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All February 18, 2015

cracklin' crotch

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef

When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"

by bettybabe May 8, 2010

Crotch Pop

The kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn.

Friend 1: Oh no, There is no more popcorn!
Friend 2: Eat the crotch pop, it's still good!

by crotchpop November 16, 2009

crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014

crotch juice

any fluid found in or around said area (i.e. - period blood, sweat, cum, etc.)

How often do they wipe the crotch juice off the new citibikes in New York??

by greenlightstop September 12, 2013