moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018

nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation

Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant

by bbbunz November 3, 2023

Croissant

I could have dropped my croissant

This is how you use this sentence say I could have dropped my croissant

by WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MY GUY 🤣 April 9, 2021

Lor.D Croissant

a mighty king whose cult and demolish anything

Lor.D Croissant i a cult leader

by bunnygirlduck May 5, 2022

Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy

“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025

Croissant

Carl Wheezer Loves them!

"Um yes, Are you gonna finish that qausaunt"

croissant

by dell lo September 13, 2020