moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 03, 2017

Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 August 08, 2016

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 08, 2017

Croissant Sur La Tête

French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head

Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 01, 2018

mean croissant

The definition of someone who has an outstanding ass

“Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”

by Payyyyyton December 12, 2022

Eat Half the Croissant

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.

When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.

by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024