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croc cock

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"
by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013
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croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.
I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.
by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008
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Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.
Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.
by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015
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Croc models

Two croctastic girls rocking the crocs on a daily basis
Wow those croc models are looking croctastic!
by Jojobaddie April 8, 2016
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croc-chow

A word used to define crocs that look like Lightning McQueen, a popular pixar character.
It is based off of Lightning's go-to catchphrase Kachow
Hey nice shoes!

What these? These are just my croc-chows!

I hope you die in your sleep
by radioturtle December 29, 2017
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croc stomp

When you are wearing a pair of crocs and you stomp on something repetitively.
Let me grab my Crocs so I can Croc Stomp on that bitch!
by Datcrocstompinghoe February 4, 2020
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Baby Croc

The Baby Crocs are an army. You should fear them.
The Baby Crocs are a society. They love.
The Baby Crocs are fiends. You should care for them.
by Hootis July 30, 2020
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