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muffin cream pie

Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever
Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year
by Phatwags K October 30, 2017
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Cream-pie Surprise

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.
Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
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cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019
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Indian Cream Pie

I was fucking my Indian girl friend. Really enjoying myself and shot my cum into her sweet Indian pussy. As I withdraw my cock I saw my cum dripping out on her dark skin. Making a Indian Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 2, 2022
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Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates and urinates inside a woman's vagina. Then she pushes it out into his mouth to eat.
I was so wasted last night I let my girlfriend give me a Boston cream pie.
by Iggy54 October 17, 2017
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Singapore cream pie

I pick up this hot young girl in Singapore and was fucking her nice sweet pussy. I shot my cum I to her tight pussy. As I withdrew. I saw my cum dripping from her sweet puy. Making a Singapore Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
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Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022
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