court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009

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turner court

Turner Court is a hood in South Dallas where is dangerous and gang related (Blood 232)

Turner Court 232 Bonton Bonton 007 is our lil bousin

by El Chucko December 22, 2018

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Ladies of the Court

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.

Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

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Justice for court

Justice for court Justice for court Justice for court there is nothing in court squad except 1.Justice for court 2.Justice for court 3.free trips to Disneyland on courts birthday and Justice for court

Justice for court is a squad

by Spt sswolf February 28, 2021

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Kings Court

The GTA’s most popular multi-purpose sports complex with over 10 locations in Mississauga, Etobicoke, Scarborough, Markham, and Oakville. You can book a court to play basketball, volleyball, cricket, soccer, or even pickleball.

Person 1: Where can I play basketball in Toronto at 2am?

Person 2: You can instantly book your court online on Kings Court. Train on your own time

by Kingscourtsports November 24, 2021

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