A person who is widely known for consistently one-upping someone else during the course of conversation. It sounds like they are just trying to be conversational, but they are really bragging about how whatever you've done or have, they've done/have it more, better, grander, with cooler people, etc.
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
That guy, Ted, is such a two-catter.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
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Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Get the Cougar Cooter mug.When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.
by TastesLikeDeadBaby November 26, 2003
Get the Flappy Cooter mug.The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps!
by lil jon April 10, 2005
Get the cooter ball mug.When you cannot penetrate the bra region to give a titty twister and in return have to grab a girl by the pussy and twist.
by slammasterj May 7, 2010
Get the Cooter Twister mug.(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.
The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).
The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).
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