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fantasy costco

A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!
by Samdwich May 29, 2020
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Costco

That's where babies are made.
Jake Paul: Tydus, what happens at costco?
Tydus: That's where babies are made.
by _melon_peponi June 27, 2019
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Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk
Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021
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Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
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Ohio Costco

hide n seek in costco tn be ther”

“Ohio Costco
by r4z44 November 8, 2023
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Costco Rica

Oh man....bought that shirt JUST because that Costco Rica folded it.
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 10, 2016
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