contact drunk

being in contact someone or someones who have had too much to drink and start feeling drunk without physically drinking alcohol or beer.

i made out with these two drunk guys and i think they got me contact drunk.

by smirnoffmakesyoutipsy December 15, 2008

Cortana

An Artificial Intellegence created for the Xbox game HALO. Can be inserted into helmets or projected in the form of a female humanoid. Very smart, changes colors as she thinks or feels. Resembles mystique from X-Men.

"Here Chief, Take Cortana and get off this ship." -Captain Keyes

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

eye contact blow job

When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...

Ashleigh gives me an eye contact blow job

by Brady Dyer November 17, 2006

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

contage

The verb form of the adjective contagious.

"I'm sorry you have the flu. Just don't contage me!!"

by Christopher Daniels February 7, 2008

contact munchies

Being in contact with someone or someones who have smoked marijuana, and have the munchies. and start feeling hungry without smoking marijuana

i was hanging out with my friends after they smoked and i got contact munchies

by Mcini11389 January 5, 2009

contact

Shortened form of "Contact High," which is getting a high from secondhand marijuana smoke.

Larry hung out with his stoner friends last night and didn't smoke, but he got a contact just from being around them.

by James A F. August 12, 2005