cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)

This cop truly is a worthless prick

by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024

cop

change if plans

"cop" i decided to stay in instead

"cop" im gonna clean instead

by comicland March 12, 2024

COP

short for 'crash out potential'

you shouldn't associate yourself with high COP individuals

by kisha3 October 8, 2025

cop-a-like

When you see a car that resembles a police cruiser. Might be a Crown Vic, Mercury Grand Marquis, or something newer. It forces you to slow down and drive more carefully than you care to admit.

"Hey man, you're going too fast, there's a cop up ahead. Slow it down."
"Nah, that's just a grandma driving her Grand Marquis cop-a-like boat."

by totalg33k November 1, 2013

Cop a plea

To offer an unsatisfactory explanation after being called out.

"I address you and every time you cop a plea."

by lachi music September 12, 2018

cop or drop

When you are debating whether to cop(get) something or drop(not get) something

Bro 1: cop or drop these shoes?!
Bro2: fosho cop them... those go hard.

by Hendog524 May 8, 2020

cop-phobia

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

by jpg3 September 16, 2015