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When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012
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Cool Soccer Moms

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Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.
" Averi, Bianca, Kylie, Abby, and Sage are busy, happy, and cool soccer moms".
by donut2924 May 15, 2017
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Cool Story Bro

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cool story bro is a saying that someone should say if they are bored, uninterested, or don't care about what another person is saying.

cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?"

csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it .

but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .
person 1: kay so on the weekend i went over to em's house for a sleepover and we -"
person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"
by oneamazingmotherfucker July 20, 2011
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cool story 9000 bro

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Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO
by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011
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Im cool shit

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A false belief that that the beleiver is supperior to everyone else. Usually thought by a person typically wearing pink shirts talking like a gangster to fit in and being cocky.
"Im COOL SHIT MAN"

"Fuck you...im cooler shit than you"

"Im the coolest shitest wigger in the universe"
by Cool Shit May 7, 2008
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Cool Story Bro

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This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring
Everyone else: Cool story bro.
by pppoe December 11, 2012
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Cool story bro

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The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."
by LJonesy October 6, 2011
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