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cool story 9000 bro 

Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.

Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO

cool story 9000 bro by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011