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The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"
The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.
by AM40012 May 25, 2017
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postmodernist construct

a meaningless, ridiculous, or counter-factual idea that has been created and promoted by pretentious, logically-challenged people
Intersectionality is a postmodernist construct
by bws92082 November 1, 2017
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Mexican Construction Crew

A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.
"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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Construction Bum

The feeling of sandpaper being rubbed repeatably on your taint.
Rash type feeling usually involved in construction workers that is painful to every step you take
Dude: why are you walking like a stick is up your ass
Bob: dude i got the worst case of construction bum going on, its killing me man
by Anthony flotacular October 20, 2008
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radical constructivism

If enough people believe in something... Then it becomes true.
His knowledge is not passively received but actively built up by the cognizing subject and if enough people believe this knowledge it is radically constructed to be true, also know as radical constructivism
by chas mac November 9, 2006
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Construction Wife

A construction wife is for the construction worker that is working away from his home. This applies to the 100 mile rule of traveling. She is the living to do laundry provide meals and comforts while away from home
At Joe's hospital stay he was visited by his real wife at the same time his construction wife was in the room.
by ppaquet September 14, 2011
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construction spatula

Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.
We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!
by cjc1 November 14, 2007
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