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Tuna Confetti

When your significant other is angry with you and the normal “calm down” or shut the fuck up fails. Simply switch out their Tampons with “Party poppers” upon removal you will have a fresh serving of Tuna Confetti. Long live Ramtucky!
My girl was so angry I switched her Tampons to party poppers because who doesn’t love an angry bang!

shut up and make me Tuna Confetti !
by Carpet Muncher 9,000 May 2, 2023
mugGet the Tuna Confettimug.

confetti treatment

to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.
OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!
by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010
mugGet the confetti treatmentmug.

Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020
mugGet the Confetti Showermug.

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.
Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"

Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"
by Psycocat May 1, 2021
mugGet the Ghost-confettimug.

Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.
my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"
by aztekerz February 24, 2009
mugGet the Instant Confettimug.

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 25, 2015
mugGet the Confetti tamponmug.

confetti ready

When you cum on her
Yo she was wearing panties that saidconfetti ready” she wanted it bad
by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023
mugGet the confetti readymug.

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