Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?

Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.

by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022

Confetti

New way of saying Money! The term is used mainly in Chicago/Atlanta.

I got hella confetti let's splurge on some hoes tonight

by RichForever February 6, 2023

Confetti Party

When several women surround one person then ejaculate on that person. A gender-swapped bukkake.

We will need a ton of towels and Gatorade for Mike's 30th birthday confetti party party.

by Shotz McGillicuddy July 26, 2019

Confetti

A word used for someone you cannot live without, someone who makes things better, someone who puts color in your life.

Park jimin is my confetti, you are my confetti, I will never stop searching for my confetti

by Mrsjeonpark July 8, 2021

Culo Confetti

When there residual pieces of toilet paper around the anus, causing it look a small party was had around your butthole.

When tossing his salad I noticed the culo confetti lingering from their previous trip to the bathroom

by ChanelEastCoast69 March 16, 2024

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025

Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

by aztekerz February 24, 2009