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Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.
I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.
by Petruzniak March 17, 2020
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Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
“🎊”
“Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty
by MAN CONFETTI October 27, 2020
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dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
The bike is in “Dave Condition

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
by Dave Condition January 14, 2021
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centralized air conditioning

A metaphor that originated in China to describe a guy or girl who is too kind to everyone to the point people start falling in love with them.
Dude, that guy at the orientation is like centralized air conditioning! He’s putting up that act for sure.
by user37174038511 March 18, 2021
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CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010
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air conditioning

1. Cold air blowing out of the vents.

2. Not sweating while just sitting in the car.

2. Not hotter than it is outside in Arizona!
by amanda sue August 23, 2006
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air-conditioning

1. A gang/mafia term, regarding a shooting hit or assassination in which a bullet leaves or should leave an exit wound large enough for air to pass through. The act of air traveling through such a wound.

Also, a cover name for various hire-to-kill gang/mafia business fronts.
"Did we see Johnny lately? Let's just say he got some Air-conditioning put in..."

OR

"Oh yeah, I put in Bob's Air-conditioning alright."

OR

"I work in the Air-conditioning business."
by The 5n1tch September 7, 2011
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