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Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
by young jeffrey February 1, 2006
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Companion

Recent term for escort, full service sexual services provider.
Twitter won't let me list myself as an escort . So I have to list myself as a companion. If you're traveling and you want to find a sex worker on Twitter, search for #companion and your city.
by Totally Sexxy Nerd February 28, 2019
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compassionate conservative

1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini
"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.
by 8R4193N May 29, 2004
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Compassionate Conservative

A sentence that does not exist in the English language.
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Compersion

A feeling of joy when a loved one invests in and takes pleasure from another romantic or sexual relationship.

Commentary: Compersion can be thought of as the opposite of "jealousy;" it is a positive emotional reaction to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by the Kerista Commune. It differs from candaulism in that compersion does not specifically refer to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner, but refers instead to joy at the relationship with another romantic and/or sexual partner. It is analogous to the feeling of joy a parent feels when their children marry or that best friends feel for each other when they are happy in a romantic relationship.
Example: "I feel compersion when I see my husband come home happy from spending time with his girlfriend. His happiness brings me happiness."
by W May 7, 2018
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Companionator

A euphemism for a pimp.

Commonly used my individuals professing to be 'businessmen', whose job it is to "bring the love together'.

Can be applied both literally or as a metaphor for being down on life.
"I'm not a pimp. I consider myself a Companionator. I'm all about bringing the love together."
by Idonothing September 23, 2015
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formerly enjoyed companion

I used to bang Megan but now she's just a formerly enjoyed companion.
by Howell June 23, 2007
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