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When you have a conversation on facebook throuqh comments on a picture or status
DONT COMMENTSATE ON MY STATUS THATS ANNOYING
by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010
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commentsation

What you call a lot of comments on a post, such as Facebook, between 2-3 people that reads more like a IM conversation; Can slowly change into a topic not related to the post.
Bob Posted: Going to the mall later to buy Kill Zone 3 from GameStop.

Tom: Nice!
Jim: The 3rd one i heard is way better then the 2nd one.

Tom: Really, what's the difference?
Bob: The 2nd ones controls are really heavy and they over did the motion blur.

Jim: Yeah, they really fixed it up. Hey Tom did you barrow Dead Space from me?
Tom: Yeah why?
Jim: I need it back, i am going to trade it in for D.S. 2.
Tom: ok, when can i give it back to you?
Jim: I am in Bld. 10 tomorrow at BCC.
Tom: Can't, i don't have class tomorrow.
Jim: Alright, how about the next day?
Tom: Yeah i can do that. Bld. 10?
Jim: Yes Bld. 10

or: Hey did you see Janes "commentsation" with Brooke.
Yeah, they over took the whole post i put up.
by rocker409 March 3, 2011
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Comments Section

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
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commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.
I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?
by QuacksO January 31, 2021
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This is a very rare disease that can spread and cause death. This disease contains blue body parts along with, red, pink, blue, and 'welsh' colors. People that get this disease will experience back pain, swelling up (anywhere on body), and many more. This disease is not proven, but two people that live on Earth at the moment have this disease. Both live in Russia. Please stay aware!
Did you take the pills for your commentienasitificalifistarifiosiscolanisionalponersentenialepilipselifisoisis?
by Compleysi August 31, 2021
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Commento boto

When a user wants to promote something they use a comment bot to promote there work.
“It seems like they are commento botoing the comment section
by AGlassOfMilkYT June 5, 2022
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This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.
by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023
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