Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

by Dub April 1, 2005

colon

An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.

My colon is on fire after eating Taco Bell.

by percussiondrummer July 21, 2015

codnose

codnose (noun):

one who chooses to play Call Of duty 4 for extended periods of time whilst choosing to ignore their friendship commitments. Generally this person prioritises playing call of duty instead of getting laid.

Rich: Jim your such a codnose come out and pwn those girls with me..

Jim: Nah mate, im on final prestige and i only need 5 more m16 kills till i get the ACOG scope..girls suck.

by Dyble October 16, 2008

Coconato

HOT! Most amazing person you will ever meet!

Andrew Coconato

by Ricem July 10, 2010

coconut shovel

When you ejaculate on a girls breasts and she knocks you out with them right after

I brought Susie home and she hit me with a coconut shovel and haven't heard from her since.

by CumChubbs May 14, 2015

Coconut Phone

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.

We need to get business for this food truck. I'm going to get on the coconut phone and make it happen.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016

Codename Billy

A secret codename for agent Hunter

bro when I went to school yesterday I saw codename billy.

by Nutman262 December 7, 2018