cockblocker

Andy Long

"Who cockblocked you?"

"It was Andy Long."

by Janet Reno March 27, 2003

cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.

Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.

by thesilverduke January 04, 2021

Cockblock

The term is used when your homie wont hook up wit yo girls' friend so you dont get no booty

John: Hey man we gunna get sum tonight I got you in with Tina's friend ::points::

Mike: HELL NAH i wouldnt fuck her with a 10-foot pole

John: Fuckin Cockblocker

by Trips June 25, 2005

Cockblock

Term used in racing and Video Games. When a car is a lot slower than another car and the slower car pulls out in front of the faster car to get a push.

Driver #1: I'm going to get a little push of this guy

Driver #2: He's trying to cockblock me!

by GTBrett June 09, 2005

Cockblock

A man who farms chickens for a living

I am so hungry I could just go buy some chickens from the cockblock down the street.

by Elsaraness December 23, 2010

Christmas cockblock

Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.

My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(

by C.Lit March 26, 2015

cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003