closet metalhead

A person who thoroughly enjoys metal, rock, alternative or other headbanging music but doesn't express it or know it yet.

Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.

Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.

by AngieInRealLife August 3, 2012

closet fetishist

A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.

I am a closet fetishist of feet.

by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014

Closet Smoker

Someone who smokes (nicotine mainly but it could really be anything)but not to the knowledge of others (partners, family members or friends.) Someone who keeps it very much in the dark and are usually obsessively defensive about the fact that they do indeed smoke. They often deny it while contradicting themselves with passing comments, behavioral pattern's and mannerism that resemble a smoker.

Surrounded by smokers, her eyes gleamed like a closet smoker} who craved a cigarette.

by smokerandproud14 November 15, 2016

closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !

She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!

by Lawles April 22, 2017

Drinkers Closet

The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.

Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.

by KEJIAN March 4, 2009

goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

Release Clause

This is a time when a guy who has more money than you starts to eye your girlfriend and starts to shower her with gifts that you can’t afford to get her, if your girlfriend is materialistic just know that once this guy starts giving her attention and gifts her release clause has been activated only in this case you don’t get anything unlike football where the club that is selling the player make something off the deal.

Naso one g guy go activate Tinu release clause.

by Busy brain the anonymous. September 15, 2020