clitty eastwood

a clitorus that you see in blue movies

the same clit, a different film

" oh my i watched this porno lastnight, and she had a clitty eastwood the size of a melon....that girl will go far"

by jennyflower March 5, 2009

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

Cletto

When something or someone is ghetto and classy at the same time, such as a preppy, Catholic school girl that smokes weed with her friends on the weekends.

I think the Real Housewives of Atlanta are the true defintition of cletto. They're classy, socialite divas, but when the fight, they get all ghetto and you can tell where they come from! lol

by PrincessR November 24, 2009

clittering

Eating a bag of chips and then performing cunnilingus. Then leaving some of the chip crumbs by the female's vagina.

You're clittering all over my vagina.

by bboompop August 25, 2011

clittard

A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.

Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.

by Bri May 15, 2003

cloot

A rag used to wipe your arse.

While it may appear to be a slightly distasteful but necessary choice to make in a desperate situation, cloots in fact are regularly the preferred method of wiping in Nort-Eastern Scotland due to the relative inexpense versus toilet paper. In posher households each family member will have their own cloot instead of the more traditional communal version.

The word cloot itself is simply a varient of cloth.

Like any boy fae Aberdeen, Bertie's Maw had taught him from an early age the importance of carrying his own cloot at all times.

by Craig McLaughlin December 24, 2008

Shitty Clitty Gang Bang

A porno movie that really, REALLY needs to be made.

Clerk: "Okay, that's Taint Raiders 6, Barely Legal Chicks With Dicks, Adventures in Extreme Bukkake... will that be all?"

Porn Enthusiast: "umm... throw in Shitty Clitty Gang Bang and I'll be good to go."

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009