creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

by ive been told i look like a lisa October 28, 2007

creeping

the weed that is smoked in every part of the world that is not tropical. creeping is grown in cold countries(non-tropical), where weed cant grow by itself, such as canada, usa, northern europe.. etc, and its sold as common weed, which you can only get in south america(so actually if youve smoked weed outside of south america, youve smoked creeping).

this type of weed is grown using chemical substances. is much more stronger than common weed, but because of the chemical substances it has, is not as clean.

in south american countries is called creeping or green weed, because of its color(common weed is more like brown)

a common use for those who both creeping and common weed is available, is called "half-half joint" which is a joint made half of common weed and half creeping.

by miss avioneta October 5, 2006

creeping wheebies

creeping wheebies is the feeling you get when someone eats off a Emergency room floor.

I saw Beavis's mom eat a pill off the ER floor giving me a case of the creeping wheebies.

by goatpharmer May 11, 2010

Creeping

Texting and having sexual intercourse , not showing each other on social media. No strings attached

“ me and Jerome creeping but nobody knows.”

by Marcus124556 April 6, 2019

Creeping Jesus

A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.

"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."

by poetontheone December 3, 2011

Greek Creeping

Greek creeping is in reference to the Greek system found on many college campuses. The Greek system most commonly includes fraternity and sorority chapters. The act of Greek Creeping is where non-college students (typically high school aged) will drive or walk through a university's Greek row (neighborhood/street of fraternity and/or sorority houses) to observe and be entertained by the activities and behaviors of the college students that may either be; walking outside, entering, leaving or inside the Greek houses. These activities and behaviors being observed, more often than not, are related to the consumption of alcohol, the act of partying and/or displaying very visible signs of drunkenness--all of which are rather entertaining to observe from an outsider's point of view.

Individuals engaging in the act of Greek creeping DO NOT engage in the activities that the college students (Greeks) are partaking in, as this would defeat the purpose of 'observing' them.

Greek creeping is most entertaining when done on 'party nights' (evenings of the week that are best known for parties by college students). The surest of these days are Friday and Saturday evenings, however on some college campuses certain majors get certain days off which allow for other evenings to be opportune for college parties as well.

Sam: "What should we do tonight?"
Karen: "I'm not feeling like spending any money for a movie or anything, lets go Greek creeping"
Sam: "Sounds good, we should walk by Alpha Delta Phi for sure, I hear they have awesome parties on thursdays"

by Zack J. Williams July 7, 2010

CREEPING

Having a light on in a tent at night, allowing any onlookers to view you and what you are doing via your silhouette.

Sarah, I was just pulling down the zipper on the tent and peeked out only to see 2 guys creeping on you while you're changing!

by THE BONFIRE MOON August 2, 2011