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classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits
by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012
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classy bird

An ironic term to describe a female of young adult age and above engaging in classless/possibly immoral frolics around town/in clubs and bars/in view of a disappointed/disapproving general public.
Youth A: Couldn't believe what I saw whils out with the lads last night!

Youth B: Go on then.

Youth A: You wouldn't normally see a girl like her would totally lose control of herself when she has had one too many.

Youth C: Yeah, typical classy bird. laughter
by DaMantis August 8, 2012
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classy thug

A nice guy who dresses thuggishly.
by sirthugsalot August 30, 2015
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Classy slut

An item of clothing that doesn't make you look like you need to get paid, but shows that you know how to have a good time
Girl, those shoes are Classy slut
by mistressJ August 12, 2009
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Classy Hoe

A person who appears to be sophisticated or upperclass aesthetically, but underneath is yearning to sleep with whomever she pleases.
I'm not no basic hoe I'm a classy hoe.
by Classic Hoe March 1, 2017
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Classy Chat

A twitch chat that usually doesn't dissolve into spam or talking about bowel movements.
Timmy: My chat won't stop spamming
Nick: You must not have a Classy Chat
by McButterMilkBiscuit October 5, 2017
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Trashy but Classy

A Pabst Blue Ribbon beer served in a frosty glass with a lemon wedge.
Me in Garth went to the bar to throw back a few Trashy but Classys 🍻it’s an Homagé or as Garth would say Omage
by Earlshy! May 3, 2022
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